Springtime love scene overheard on a busy side street in Manhattan. Policeman: "That was jaywalking... I'll have to give you a ticket... Let me see your identification." Young Lady: "Why, I do that all the time... My handbag is in my office over there." P.: "Let me have your name & address... But how will I know you're telling the truth... I want to give you a ticket, but I'll have to let you off with a warning." Y.L.: "Really? Well, my name is--"
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